Not My Pillow

Me: The worst pillow yet

Hubby: I can't believe you fell for that

Me: Silence (In my head I'm like, really!!)

Hubby: Send it back right away so we can get our money back

Me: Silence (In my head, really, he does not like it when I say, really)

I could just cry.

The search continues...

The Pillow Chronicles Part 2

It's here, it's here!!! My sleep life is about to change tonight.

Here is a timeline of today's event;

MY PILLOW





It arrives in this small box and I am thinking, my king pillow is in there, mmmmm... (By the way, that is my fabulous leopard Kate Spade purse in the background)




I take it out of the box and read the instructions and realize it is vacuum packed, oh thank you!!!




I really hope it is fluffier than this!!!


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It is fluffier and there she sits, on my bed, awaiting for my head to "hit the pillow" and find the sleep that has alluded me for WAY too long. If it wasn't 2:30 in the afternoon I would go to bed right now and not wake up until tomorrow. Too much to do.

We shall see...

I will keep you posted on the pillow chronicles.

ZZZZZZZZZ's.........

P.S. I was unable to remove the html error in this post, sorry.

The Pillow Chronicles continued...

www.mypillow.com

This could be the answer I have been looking for!! Last night I was flipping through the channels and landed on an infomercial for pillows, yes pillows!!! Who knew?

So, in my desperate attempt for a pain free sleep I watched the show and this morning went online to check out the price. Wow, $89.95 for a pillow.

Me: Dialing phone, ring, Oprah is that you?

Oprah: Yes, who is this?

Me: An occasional viewer who saw your show a few years back on pillows.

Oprah: Oh.

Me: I just spent $89.95 plus 25% discount, plus $9.95 for shipping, total $77 and change, on a pillow!!!

Oprah: Oh.

Me: This could be the real reason you are no longer on the air.

Oprah: Oh.

Me: Sleep tight Oprah.

So, as you can see, I just ordered "the pillow" hoping all those testimonials are true and my sleep life will dramatically change as promised. 10 year warranty, 90 day money back guarantee. We shall see...

Me: Honey, can I order "the pillow"?

Hubby: Really, you are going to spend that much on a pillow?

Me: It has a 10 year warranty, a 90 day money back guarantee, it's worth every penny to get a good night's sleep. There are testimonies.

Hubby: They pay those people to say that.

Me: So, can I buy it?

Hubby: Really, you are going to spend that much on a pillow?

Me: That is not an answer. Yes or no, ugh!!! (Men, really can't they just answer the question posed to them)

Hubby: What are you going to give up?

Me: What????

Hubby: You know, which bill are we not going to pay so you can have "the pillow"?

Me: Sorry kids, no dinner tonight, momma needs her sleep.

Stay tuned...

The Pillow Chronicles

UGH!!!! Pillow #7... I have now purchased 7, that's right, 7 pillows and none of them are comfortable.

This is all Oprah's fault. She had a show on that talked about how you need to replace your pillow every year. Okay. We had our pillows for like 4 years!!! So, the hunt was on, of course hubby found his after 2 pillows and he's sleeping like a baby. Me, well, my backs hurts with that one, my neck hurt with this one, etc. The latest pillow, my shoulders are pinching in pain. I decided at dinner to wash my old pillow in hot water and dry it in the dryer and hope for the best. Forget Oprah, what does she know, she can buy millions of pillows. I bet the pillow people love her now. Sales have probably quadrupled since that fateful episode aired.

I will keep you posted on the pillow chronicles.

Sleep well my friends.