
www.mypillow.com
This could be the answer I have been looking for!! Last night I was flipping through the channels and landed on an infomercial for pillows, yes pillows!!! Who knew?
So, in my desperate attempt for a pain free sleep I watched the show and this morning went online to check out the price. Wow, $89.95 for a pillow.
Me: Dialing phone, ring, Oprah is that you?
Oprah: Yes, who is this?
Me: An occasional viewer who saw your show a few years back on pillows.
Oprah: Oh.
Me: I just spent $89.95 plus 25% discount, plus $9.95 for shipping, total $77 and change, on a pillow!!!
Oprah: Oh.
Me: This could be the real reason you are no longer on the air.
Oprah: Oh.
Me: Sleep tight Oprah.
So, as you can see, I just ordered "the pillow" hoping all those testimonials are true and my sleep life will dramatically change as promised. 10 year warranty, 90 day money back guarantee. We shall see...
Me: Honey, can I order "the pillow"?
Hubby: Really, you are going to spend that much on a pillow?
Me: It has a 10 year warranty, a 90 day money back guarantee, it's worth every penny to get a good night's sleep. There are testimonies.
Hubby: They pay those people to say that.
Me: So, can I buy it?
Hubby: Really, you are going to spend that much on a pillow?
Me: That is not an answer. Yes or no, ugh!!! (Men, really can't they just answer the question posed to them)
Hubby: What are you going to give up?
Me: What????
Hubby: You know, which bill are we not going to pay so you can have "the pillow"?
Me: Sorry kids, no dinner tonight, momma needs her sleep.
Stay tuned...